Saturday, January 27, 2007

Creme Egg

Today in the news Australia day went off with a bang causing South Australia to seperate and flood Tazmania.
This is another natural disaster, we will always remember this day as. The 27th of January 2007.


Also in the news since the year 2004 very sad chocolate loving people have been trying to get Cadbury to create a KING SIZE Creme Egg. It seems since its happened ever chocolate bar they've created has become King Size EXCEPT the Creme Egg.
Sign the Petition.

Also in some tragic news, These Eggs have literally, been falling from the sky.
My question is, Isn't it obvious whos behind it? CADBURY! Who Else? There some mysterious alien lifeform crashing to earth. Theres CADBURY written in giant letters across it! Why havent they been arrested or something on those lines?
Heres some CCTV of one of the incidents.

Roald Dahl would be proud.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

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