Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Giants are coming, and they are invisible.

Today in the news a man eating a bar of soap was seen scratching his shoulder. People were amazed, and then saddened as he died and fell onto a moving boat.
'Gosh, my watch has stopped.'
'How did it do that?'
'I dont know... the battery ran out?'
'Oh. Well thats alright then. I thought you were going to say i did it.'
'Did... you do it?'
'What country are you going to sir?'
'The one this plane is taking me to..?'
'I vomited on my shoe!'
'Like the tweenies!'
'How are you feeling?'
'Not very well.'
'Whys that?'
'I dont know, your the doctor.'
'But whos, REALLY the doctor here?'
'David Tennant?'
'Its lemon juice!'
'No its just sour.'
'A gush of wind blew my hat away.'
'Did it have its suitcase?'
'Dont be an idiot.'

Also in the news Giants are literally taking over the world, and they are INVISIBLE

- Nathan (munch) Viney

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