Today in the news
Koalas in pajamas are falling down the stairs,
Koalas in pajamas are running to the fairs
Koalas in pajamas are eating teddy bears,
'cos beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the Koalas will have their picnic
And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish bear!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Hey diddle diddle, a fish did a piddle
All the King's soldiers, and all the King's hens
Couldn't put the teddies back together again!
- The Daily Crumb